Superwholockian, Nerdfighter, Potterhead, Gleek. Bibliophile. Music and travel enthusiast. Nerdy humor and puns always apprieciated.

spacehamsters:

I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this

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wnderlst:

Grossglockner, Austria | Arto Hakola

wnderlst:

Grossglockner, Austria | Arto Hakola

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castielcampbell:

tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

the moon was close enough to brofist

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paganinpurple:

lovingprideandprejudice:

I wonder how many Pride and Prejudice fans are on tumblr. Reblog this if you love these idiots image

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You forgot one 

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Guy on train:

I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me:

*turns up music*

Guy:

I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me:

*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy:

Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

Me:

Guy:

Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door:

Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy:

Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady:

*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me:

Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop:

I can make that happen.

Guy:

Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop:

And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train:

*applauds*

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

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o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

nebquerna:

profoundbondwiththepizzaman:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

I SENT THIS TO MY FRENCH TEACHER AND HE PEED HIS PANTS

this is how you french

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(Source: sandandglass, via ketchuppee)

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

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lameforlife:

clueless, 1995

lameforlife:

clueless, 1995

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phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

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