The Fault in Our Stars a.k.a. “you could literally throw this book at my face and it wouldn’t hurt nearly as much as the story”
look at my awful tan line
stop the maths jokes guys, cos they’re not funny
wait just as secant here, who said they’re not funny?
wow this is really going off on a tangent
*wakes up from coma*
mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do