Superwholockian, Nerdfighter, Potterhead, Gleek. Bibliophile. Music and travel enthusiast. Nerdy humor and puns always apprieciated.

abookblog:

If I had room on my shelves I’d totally get these.

abookblog:

If I had room on my shelves I’d totally get these.

(via figmentdotcom)

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via kirk--out)

friendswithbandefits:

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

(via kirk--out)

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

(via wholockian-at-hogwarts)

halcy:

the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long
but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

It’s actually super easy and you see basically how in the picture: Just cut slits about like 3/4 down in a big (dry) log with a chainsaw. Then, just light it up on top with some smaller branches and whatever, the inside will catch fire, and it’ll burn for a long time. Great at outside events in the cold months.

halcy:

the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long

but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

It’s actually super easy and you see basically how in the picture: Just cut slits about like 3/4 down in a big (dry) log with a chainsaw. Then, just light it up on top with some smaller branches and whatever, the inside will catch fire, and it’ll burn for a long time. Great at outside events in the cold months.

(via garrulus)

Anonymous said: imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying

orangepenguino:

sweaterkittensahoy:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

can I just

LOOKIT THE DRAGON READING A BOOK

Stop what you’re doing and read “Dealing with Dragons” by a Patricia C. Wrede.

annullo13:

You’re going to need it

(Source: chryswatchesgot, via madam-withabox)

foodopia:

Chocolate-Dipped Coffee Ice Cream Glazed Doughnut Sandwiches
tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #771 by Tyler Knott Gregson

tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #771 by Tyler Knott Gregson

(via rumattyfreedom)

me:

walks into living room

tv:

tonight on how its made

me:

stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

(via eastcoastslang)

we-are-all-storys-in-the-end:

collegegirlwithpearls:

Sarah Vickers of www.classygirlswearpearls.com

This, my friends, is the dream
nailpornography:


It’s Back to School season! 
Some fun organic chemistry nails for my fellow science nerds!

these are so cute!
submitted by changetheworldwithsequins

nailpornography:

It’s Back to School season! 

Some fun organic chemistry nails for my fellow science nerds!

these are so cute!

submitted by changetheworldwithsequins

(via adventuresinchemistry)

“When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.”

—   Lemony Snicket (via dailydoseofbookssauce)

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